You Know You're New Age When...

…when you warn your friends to keep their wits about them on this emotionally charged day marked by solar flare activity that coincides with the full moon.

…when you start to consider that human beings might have been created by an extraterrestrial race called the Annunaki.

…when going to a local screening of Thrive takes precedence over seeing the latest Hollywood blockbuster. 

…when you refuse to drink out of aluminum cans if they are served to you at restaurants because of a message from the princess of Japan. 

….when you tell people about alien prophecies from the future.